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Borderlands: The Handsome Collection |OT| -- A Game of Bonerfarts and Butt Stallions!
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:56:04
Found a "fix" on the Internet.
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:56:28

Is it too late to try a round or two of the arena tonight?

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:56:59
Nope, I'm there now!
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 05:52:16

Don't ask me HOW Travo, because I don't even believe it myself, but from the time you left until 12:30AM, I fought my way through LEGIONS of Engineers, Loaders, BAD-ASS WAR Loaders, Constructors and, yes, even BAD-ASS Constructors... to make it through the Hyperion Circle of Slaughter ! ! !

I sniped, I run-and-gunned, I grenaded and held my position with two flanking Turrets. I hid in corners, ducked behind walls and metal fences...

**Officially now known as MY BITCHES!**

I even survived when the ENTIRE ARENA grew CEILING MOUNTED AUTO-TURRETS and had me pinned in a corner!

People say the Sniper Battle with The End is one of the most INTENSE gaming experiences they've ever had...

WELL, TONIGHT, IT WAS TOPPED ! ! !

GASP

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 13:04:33
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You survived?!  Congrats!!!


I guess it was me holding you back...Nyaa
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 13:21:14
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You survived?!  Congrats!!!


I guess it was me holding you back...Nyaa

Nooo... You can be my wingman any day!  LOL

...or I'll be yours! Try it on your own once or twice, just to see how incredibly intense it is, but if you want me to join you, just let me know!

It was quite literally THE BEST First Person Shooter experience I have EVER had! I'd do it again, happily!

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 14:59:34
Online now.
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 16:46:37
Archie, is your name Micheal Castro?  If so, someone thanked you in the Borderlands 2 credits.
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 19:59:57
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Archie, is your name Micheal Castro?  If so, someone thanked you in the Borderlands 2 credits.



Not our Archie, but he's such a grateful gamer, I can see Developers just thanking him out of the blue for being so kind and appreciative of the games he plays!

Nyaa

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:04:23
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I didn't have the heart to tell you, Travo, but while waiting to play the game with you yesterday, I kinda, sorta, finished it by myself...

I didn't want to tell you cause I didn't want to NOT finish your game with you. We were having such fun, I couldn't picture NOT seeing the end with you too!

You probably could have guessed that, if you didn't already, considering the Face I was wearing when we were playing in the Arena last night!

** Is that why you were shooting at me?  cheeky **

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:25:29
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The minute I saw that mask on the ground, I knew. LOL
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:30:40
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Now I shall type random, meaningless words in an effort to push what I am about to post down far enough so it will not be displayed on the front page! This should be enough, I think, right? OK then:

SPOILERS:

Jack is SUCH a douche-bag and most people are sooooo eager to KILL him that players make the same (wrong?) CHOICE at the End again and again! Once the shield lowers (after The Warrior is blasted by the Moon Shot) everyone FINISHES Jack (in his already weakened state) immediately! Turns out, Jack gives a whole huge Speech, praising himself as the Hero of Pandora and accusing you of being a cold hearted-child-killing Bandit --IF-- you let him! If you decide to let him finish, Lilith gives you the option of Killing him Yourself, or letting Her do It (For Roland)! If you let HER do it, you get an Achievement! I figured Travo was a bit more level-headed than me and he would allow Jack to speak... but as the Shield lowered **BLAM!** before I could make a move... well, you know the rest now!  LOL !

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:41:02
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LOL   I thought that I was supposed to do that, plus it felt very gratifying to melee.  
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:54:05
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Now that I think about it, I may have to change my review score!

GASP

I JUST realized a HUGE, GAPING, UNFORGIVABLE, TREMENDOUS, CARELESS ---PLOT-HOLE--- that has left me with more questions than answers and an EMPTY HOLE in my HEART!

WHAT THE ----HELL---- happened to BUTT STALLION ? ! ?

GASP

I have to know! I --HAVE TO-- KNOW ! ! !

crying

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:55:21

I hereby change my review score to a 4.5 unless Gearbox announces that Borderlands 3 will be sub-titled The Revenge of Butt Stallion!

So there!

Argh!

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:40:28

God I gotta get this soon it's killing me.

Did any of you guys try the DLC class Mecromancer? That looks awesome as hell to play. (Most of them look really fun)

What classes did you two play?

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:50:17

Yes, I pre-ordered and got the Premiere Club with it, entitling me to a Golden Key, The Creature Slaughter Dome and The Mechromancer, Gaige, for free!

I haven't played as her too much yet, though I HAVE started a new character with her, but from what I heard you can either make her the most Beginner Friendly character to play as --OR-- the most Challenging! She sounds VERY cool because she has a Robot side-kick as her Action Skill... Now HE is BAD-ASS! Send him out and he'll literally beat the crap out of the enemies around him with melee attacks, or shoot them from a distance with his eye-laser! I liked the idea of him even more when I read there is a skill where you can shoot him with an Elemental Gun and he'll take on that Elemental attribute when fighting enemies! COOL!

** Read my review, if you haven't done so already! As if you aren't hyped enough!  wink **

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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:51:06

I played as the Commando, Axton, in my first (of soon to be many) playthru(s)!



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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:53:01
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travo said:
Archie, is your name Micheal Castro?  If so, someone thanked you in the Borderlands 2 credits.




Not our Archie, but he's such a grateful gamer, I can see Developers just thanking him out of the blue for being so kind and appreciative of the games he plays!

Nyaa

LOL This happens quite often.

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Mon, 22 Oct 2012 23:15:04

Travo! Have you tried True Vault Hunter mode yet?

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